I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:We cool?
Spider:Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:So...can I get out now?
Spider:Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
1 year ago